Name: Freya
Final Fantasy IX feels.
Home: Lothlorien
Weapon: Morning Star
Lover: THRANDUIL. YES. THIS IS OKAY. <3
Best Friend: Legolas. I have a damn good life.
Killed By: a cave troll.
That’s how I roll.
Name: Elenia
Home: Shire (YES!)
Weapon: Sling (really…?)
Lover: Thranduil (….apparently I’m a Hobbit and my lover is a very tall, sassy elven king)
Killed by: Cave Troll (I feel stupid for being killed by the most stupid creature in the movie)
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON TUMLBR
the q is silent holy fuck
wtf holy shit
what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
I will never not reblog this.
“And I said, bitch. This bitch is the bitchiest bitch up in this bitch”
Lembas Bread (Lord of the Rings “authentic” Elvish bread)
Ingredients:
2 ½ cups of flour
1 tablespoon of baking powder
¼ teaspoon of salt
½ cup of butter
1/3 cup of brown sugar
1 teaspoon of cinnamon
½ teaspoon honey
2/3 cup of heavy whipping cream
½ teaspoon of vanillaDirections:
Preheat oven to 425F. Mix the flour, baking powder and salt into a large bowl. Add the butter and mix with a well till fine granules (easiest way is with an electric mixer). Then add the sugar and cinnamon, and mix them thoroughly.
Finally add the cream, honey, and vanilla and stir them in with a fork until a nice, thick dough forms.
Roll the dough out about 1/2 in thickness. Cut out 3-inch squares and transfer the dough to a cookie sheet.Criss-cross each square from corner-to-corner with a knife, lightly (not cutting through the dough).
Bake for about 12 minutes or more (depending on the thickness of the bread) until it is set and lightly golden.
***Let cool completely before eating, this bread tastes better room temperature and dry. Also for more flavor you can add more cinnamon or other spices***
as someone who has baked these A LOT
They are REALLY GOOD
and I am reblogging this because I KEEP LOSING MY RECIPE
A good friend knows when to hold you back.
A best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.
I like Stitch’s selfie in the middle of the pictures
lilo is the most badass disney character ever
Ooohhhh she did not just say that! Lilo is all like “The hell you just say bitch?!”
Gangnam Style (Glee Cast Version) [HALF SPEED]
it sounds like demons at a strip bar and you walk in because demons took you capture and they need to take u too their boss but the boss is at a strip bar and you walk in and everythings in slow mo and theres hot demons pole dancing and you look around and theres gross demons shouting and throwing money and off to the side with a cigar is a big demon guy with a suit whispering something to a waitress and you look at them and they glare at you and then at your handcuffs
#i thought that description was an exaggeration #but no#that’s the perfect description for this
I’m scared.
OMG XDDDDDDD
rip